But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

9.4.09

Typical OH EM GEE-ish

Yes, O-M-G.
I like HIM.
She likes HIM.

He is too retarded.
He is too constipated.

I wasted SMS bonuses on him.
He wasted SMS money on me.

She likes shih-tzus.
He likes elephants.

I make tons of people jealous.
He makes me jealous. - of her.

She laughs like a hyena.
He doesn't laugh at all.

And we are all super tight friends.
Imagine THAT.